Sexosaurus Expert 

An expert in the field of how dinosaurs got freaky.

"Man, ever wonder how dinosaurs had sex?" -Bobby
"I KNOW! I'm a sexosaurus expert!!" - Jimmy

Sexosaurus Expert by TheSexosaurusExpert June 2, 2009

Sexsaurus 

A rare non-existing breed of dinosaur in the Jurassic era. Well known for constantly mating, these horny creatures are always in heat. They travel in crowds as large as 500. Though Sexsaurus’ need constant physical attention, you’ll occasionally find some who prefer to wander solo. Sexsaurus’ are both herbivores and omnivores; meaning they can survive without meat and do not always crave it. They are often on the move, as they like variety and to explore. They are very adventurous, and usually quite friendly and flirtatious. They are fairly small dinosaurs, with only a height of 2-3 meters and a length of 3-6 meters. But don’t let these dinosaurs fool you, when angered, they are very violent. Much like bulls, they charge; their long horns ready to rip through anything in their way.

dinosaur sexsaurus

Sexsaurus by Sexsaurus June 1, 2009

Jacob stegosaurus 

The definition of cringey

I'm Jacob stegosaurus (I 'm fucking cringey

Jacob stegosaurus by Cringey man May 13, 2016

Super Stegosaurus Pissed

The highest level of pissivity possible.

These gas prices have me super stegosaurus pissed. I am about ready to drive to Astoria, Oregon and punch a sea lion.

Super Stegosaurus Pissed by smb0072962 June 29, 2022

Stegosaurus

A fucking vegetarian dinosaur you idiots! Stegosaurus lived in the Jurrasic Period, 150 million years ago, and his tail was not a dildo but a fucking spike!

Teacher during Sex ED: Jared, what's a Stegosaurus?
Jared: A dinosaur you idiot!

Stegosaurus by WhoDatFreshBoi March 7, 2017

stegosaurusly 

(adverb) to a great degree; exceedingly; inspiring enthusiasm of Jurassic proportions for the statement to follow; a Jacobean intensifyer of delicion and nutrition.

Bro, that hamburger was stegosaurusly delicious AND nutritious!

stegosaurusly by fightingfoo16 November 30, 2020

sexasaurus

A character in R. Kelly's second favorite role play which features a jungle-like Jurassic Park atmosphere. Guests in R. Kelly's fanstasy will experience jungle love calls and ridiculous innuendo, which is said by some listeners to be "hot."

This scenario takes a close second to R. Kelly's favorite role play, most well known as "You be the potty".

"Well, what animal in the zoo would you like to be?"

"I'll be the sexasaurus."

sexasaurus by lcross April 21, 2008