5 definitions by smb0072962
by smb0072962 April 10, 2021
Condition where when someone calls you out on your buffoonery and you claim to have high blood pressure and need to take off work, etc.
Marcia didn’t do her job, once again. When I called her out on it, she ran to our boss, John (aka Hitler) and claimed she needed FMLA because I caused her blood pressure to increase. Guess she has Marciatosis.
by smb0072962 March 3, 2022
The cognitive condition that is characterized by frequent bouts of memory loss, confusion and lack of critical thinking compounded with compulsive lying. Named after its namesake, Rhonda Fulton Greene.
I swear, my daughter does not use critical thinking and she tries to lie to me! I fear she has Rhondaitis.
by smb0072962 February 8, 2022
These gas prices have me super stegosaurus pissed. I am about ready to drive to Astoria, Oregon and punch a sea lion.
by smb0072962 June 29, 2022
The condition where one does not do shit at work. The victim may constantly state that they "don't do this" or "don't do that". Named after our worthless housekeeper, Glo.
by smb0072962 August 22, 2022