Yea man, the ole lady made me some sextitute today, asked me if I would like some chocolate chip cookies. Thats when you know your not getting laid tonight. It's a sex substitute.

Sextitute by Estaboner January 6, 2013

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Seditious Conspiracy

Since 1861, in the United States, seditious conspiracy is codified at 18 U.S.C. § 2384:

If two or more persons in any State or Territory, or in any place subject to the jurisdiction of the United States, conspire to overthrow, put down, or to destroy by force the Government of the United States, or to levy war against them, or to oppose by force the authority thereof, or by force to prevent, hinder, or delay the execution of any law of the United States, or by force to seize, take, or possess any property of the United States contrary to the authority thereof, they shall each be fined or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both.

When the second branch of the federal government organizes a mob to lay siege to the first branch to interrupt the peaceful transition of elected power, that’s a seditious conspiracy.

Seditious Conspiracy by Word Ranch June 6, 2022

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sexitis

refering to lack of sex, can have serious consequences:S:S

stace NEVER kiges kj any :( and wight now she needs it pwetty bad lee oh lee where r uuuu dammit shes suffering from SEXITIS

sexitis by kj November 7, 2004

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Seditious Anemia

Financial, emotional and physical drain on society as a result of insurrection activities by unstable, treasonous individuals.

The United $tates suffers from Seditious Anemia at one of the worst times in our history

Seditious Anemia by The cow Hunter January 14, 2021

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