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To banish a roomate from the room/dorm/apartment for the purpose of engaging in intimate relations with one's significant other/sex partner.
My roomate is gonna sexile me on Valentine's Day so that he and Yolanda can have their hot monkey sex in our room.
by Oprah February 25, 2003
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verb: to sexile
comes from combining "sex" and "exile," meaning to kick someone out of a house/room/dorm for means of fornicating.
Mark sexiled me from our room so he could be alone with Laticia, his new lover.
by harriet the spy February 11, 2005
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The person who gets kicked out of their dorm for several hours on end so that their roommate can get some ass.
I've been sexiled since 6 PM, and now it's 1 AM. If they don't finish banging soon, I'm sleeping in the pod.
by Pinky Power September 08, 2007
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To banish your roommate from your dorm/apartment so that acts of fornication with your lover/significant other may be preformed.
My roommate sexiled me from our flat so he could hook up and get a piece of his girlfriend's fine ass.
by xTabby February 18, 2010
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Kicking out one's roommate from your shared living quarters in order to get busy with your current hook-up.
When I brought back that hottie from the party, I had to Sexile my roomie.
by skibear September 23, 2013
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when one is exiled from their room, due to their roommate's sexual exploits
I was in sexile until three in the morning because Travis wouldn't hurry up and cum in that bitch.
by iamhandy October 28, 2009
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when you really piss off your wife/girlfriend/girl you bang and they wont fuck yours brains out anymore. this only happens when you really mess up. but dont worry. they will be back if you gave it to em good.
husband comes home from work and forgets its his wifes birthday. he didnt get her shit and its midnight and shes waiting up on the couch and is furious. because you didnt even get her flowers? YOU DICK. anyways.... you dont get some poonana for a week because you are a retarded male and fucked up. sooo you just earned a week of sexile. CONGRATS!
by forrest forbes June 17, 2011
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