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Walking SexGod 

A phrase said to a person who is extremely ugly and claims that they can get laid often. Mostly said sarcasticly towards someone. First said on the Jeremy Kyle show by Jeremy Kyle himself.
Harry: How the hell do you get laid?

Jack: Yeah, how do you get laid, with that face?

Dave: I just do, the muppet women come to me to get laid.

Harry: Here that Jack? This Walking SexGod claims he gets laid with that face of his...
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A really really sexy and hot guy who is so hot you don't even know why he is that hot.
marc-andre fleury, evgeni malkin, luke schenn are all sexgods.
sexgod by mrs. schenn June 2, 2009
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A man with a serious poof who makes a woman tremble with his sexual prowess, insists on using the pull-out method for contraception, ejaculates on the woman's chest (and possibly face, if accidental), wipes semen off of the woman, then leaves tissues on the floor for the woman to throw away the following day.
Although it would take you 2 nanoseconds to throw that tissue in the trash, don't worry about it, b/c you are a sexgod.
sexgod by peppermint soap October 19, 2006
Description: Irish man, 6'3" having fuckable...everything.
My SexGod gives a nice fuck.
SexGod by StevensWinkyIsMightyFine October 21, 2004

Sex Gods Day 

On this day that occurs once a year on the 12th of May, all sex gods hold extreme power and can do what they please when they please. The rank of sex god is marvellous and can be achieved if you are an actual sex god.
Taya: I’m a sex god so today is my day

Me: Woohoo sex gods day

Beth: I am lucky to be a sex god
Sex Gods Day by Kalicia7 December 25, 2020

The Sex Gods 

The Sex Gods are magical beings.They all have a majesticly long dick of 50 inches, which can extend to 1,000. with one mighty cock slap he can overcum anything he touches, and is immune to STDS. There are currently 4 existing sex gods, with the names, Kian, Finn, Fernando, and John.
Damn you guys are like the sex gods!!!
Someone highly attractive, one might compare to a God.
Alex Turner of Arctic Monkeys is a SexGod
SexGod by Shakespearesister May 31, 2021