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Cope Seethe Mald 

Often used to make fun of someone for a issue usually in a game and almost always relating to skill. Although it is mostly used ironically.
Joe: "My grandmother just died"
Hector: "Cope Seethe Mald"
Cope Seethe Mald by ComradeRadio December 21, 2021
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Seget is when nobody can find you, I MEAN FUCKING NOBODY. If you can get ass you're seget, If you ball up you're seget, if you're a brother you're seget. Seget can mean many things BUT only a few people are REALLY SEGET.... WATCH OUT FOR FAKE SEGETS!!!
Owen is so seget

Look how seget Andrew looks

Colin is looking seget today

Dylan where the fuck are you seget?
seget by OwenBoomin August 15, 2016

cope, seethe, dilate

A combination of three popular internet insults.

Cope: denial of often harsh truths.

Seethe: to have lots of unexpressed anger; like a boiling kettle.

Dilate: the act of a transgender female individual inserting objects into their vaginas to keep them open.
(in an argument with an online internet individual)

"lol, just cope, seethe, dilate tranny"
When annoying or self-righteous nerds rage on internet message boards about some arbitrary way they've been slighted or inconvenienced somehow, for both legitimate and trivial concerns. Commonly phrased as "Seethe more, ____-(deragatory)." Often used in regards to videogames, social commentary, and politics. Used as a form of ridicule to fluster or frustrate someone who is already irate, mockingly inviting them to further perpetuate expressing their dissatisfaction online.
"My rent is nearly $3000, this is totally unsustainable to live." "Keep seething, cityf**."

"Using STR builds in pvp takes no skill since you only need to land a few hits to kill your opponent, it's a crutch." "Seethe more, DEXf**!"
Seethe by ratquasedea March 17, 2020
a woman who is employed as a secretary solely for the purpose of her employer banging her whenever and wherever he feels like it. May be construed as a chauvinistic interpretation of this once noble job (secretary; sorry ladies) in the days when e-mail and bosses who could type similarly did not exist. Modern examples of a sexetary may as well be any of the hot office women/slaves as portrayed on AMC's popular series "Mad Men."
Hey man, last night I just had to bang my sexetary silly against the file cabinet, and then on my desk.

And if you get hired here, we promise lots of options from which to select a suitable sexetary.

That girl may be dressed up like a desperate housewife for Halloween, but all I can think of is doing her as if she were my sexetary.
sexetary by Barnacle Bill November 1, 2009

cope, seethe, mald 

Cope: (of a person) deal effectively with something difficult.
Seethe: (of a person) be filled with intense but unexpressed anger.
Mald: The meaning of malding in Twitch originates from two separate words 'mad' and 'balding'. Malding in Twitch chat means that you are mad and balding at the same time.

ur gay
you're so bad just go cope, seethe, mald, and proceed to cry.