Tactical sex 

Having sex whilst waiting to do something else to avoid boredom.

John: "The pizza won't be here for about 30 minutes."
Mary: "Do you wanna have sex?"
John: "Great plan! That's tactical sex, that is!"

Tactical sex by godzilla13 February 19, 2012

Tactical Sex 

Having sex as quitely as possible, in order to avoid being caught. Can involve turning games or music up to otherwise extreme volumes. Also known as ninja sex.

Dude, my mom's girlfriend was upstairs, so we had to have tactical sex instead.

Tactical Sex by Midnyteshadow May 23, 2010

Urban Assault Tactic Sex 

Rough sex thru a number of different satisfying ways. Including slapping in the face and choking, good old fashioned throw her in the wall and your gonna take it, hair pulling while saying "your sister was better" alternating penetration from ass to vagina, more choking the bitch out, and making the female do all the things she swore she wouldn't do. Note, a pro will maker her like it too.

I met a new girl who swore she would never do anal, but after a night of urban assault tactic sex, she fell in love with me. Urban assault tactic sex is my patent move.

Urban Assault Tactic Sex by chazz michael michaels00 September 3, 2011

Tactical Beach Sex 

The use of a gilly suit and a heavy sergeant accent in the process of inducing intercourse with a female, male, dog, or Korean soldier on the premises of a beach. (AMSD OM 50 Nemesis Sniper Rifle Optional.)

Bob: Say Jim, me and Stacy had some intense tactical beach sex.. i let her fire my AK-47 at least three times.
Jim: Damn son!

Tactical Beach Sex by Chippy Boy November 15, 2015

Sextistics 

Statistical data relating to sexual encounters.

The sextistics of XXX personal life defy belief

Sextistics by Psynce Friction April 1, 2009

sexnastics

Having such a long, wild, athletic sex session with so many positions that you feel like you just got a serious workout at the gym.

Ursula: Wow, girl. You look exhausted. What have you been up to?
Maria: My man just spent the last 12 hours doing naughty sexnastics with me. I need a nap!
Ursula: Now I know why he's in such good shape.

sexnastics by snowl0ver June 18, 2011

Smextastic 

Fantastically smart and sexy

Synyster Gates is simply smextastic

Wow, you look smextastic today

How was your day?
Dude, totally smextastic

Smextastic by thelunchlady09 April 28, 2009