bathroom sex rules

if the female goes into the male bathroom the female was the one that wanted to get piped.

if the male goes into the female bathroom the guy wanted to pipe her.

guy 1: damn they doing it in the guys bathroom.

guy 2: damn she really wanted to get piped.
guy 1: what do you mean?
guy 2: if they’re doing it in the guys bathroom the girl wanted to fuck
guy 1: says who
guy 2: the urban dictionary, it’s the bathroom sex rules

bathroom sex rules by charlie perc March 26, 2020

Sex-Generation Rule 

The Sex Generation Rule is unwriten law stating that when telling a dirty joke you can cross sexes or you can cross a generation but you can't cross both.

The Sex-Generation Rule has a saved a lot of people over the years from the slammer.

Sex-Generation Rule by Sid Barrett September 2, 2007

runescape sex 

A yard-stick by which terrible sex is measured.

However some members of the Nerd and Geek Communities may have actual RuneScape sex. However noone actually admits to it outside of a joke.

I had sex with a big black sweaty black chick last night. It was almost as good as RuneScape Sex.

runescape sex by Steve Earwig March 7, 2012

Sex on the beach rule 1 

Always bring comforter/sleeping bag to beach for sexual encounters. Do not use sheets or a towel..sand will find its way in guaranteed. - Thick fabric makes for a smooth ride.

Night 1, as follows;

Michelle: "The sand found its way through the fibers of the sheet"...ouch Sean!

Night 2, as follows; (after lesson learned)

Michelle: "This comforter is the best, Thanks to "Sex on the beach rule 1" and so are you, Sean!"

Sex on the beach rule 1 by BOMBEDONERZ November 13, 2011

rule 69 of sex 

The rule that states that you are not allowed to put high fructose corn syrup in a woman’s vagina during sex.

Joe Bob: Last night was so good with Michelle! I put high fructose corn syrup in her pussy and it acted as a lube!

Brody: Oh shiiiit that violates Rule 69 of sex!

rule 69 of sex by High fructose corn sex January 14, 2018