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The Princess (sex position) 

This position is used to show your girl you truly adore her with a little surprise right as you put it in.
The following steps define this sex position:

1. Don’t be sloppy on the job and forget to warm her up first!
2. When the time is nigh, flip her over on her belly, legs together, with a pillow of sorts under her pelvis to prop her ass up without any strain on her part. She should also be resting on her forearms (this will be important for the defining bit of this position)
3. Then, as she can’t see you, grab the ice cream, cupcake, mochi, or another of her favorite deserts that you’ve hidden close by, and right as you enter her, simultaneously bring the dessert into her line of sight.
4. As you slowly fuck her, spoon feed her the desert so that she doesn’t even have to lift a finger.
5. You’ve succeeded if she doesn’t have to do any work as you put delightful things in various holes.

Extra credit if you have the core strength to massage her clit with your free hand.
So we were doing The Princess (sex position), right, because it was our anniversary and all, and then get this, she spits out the ice cream in the middle of it, tells me I got the wrong kind, and that if I want to continue I'll have to go back to the store and return with her other favorite flavor.

ALEX SEX POSITION 

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Magic Conch (Sex Position) 

You have you'r lover sit on the bed and pull on her nipple and look deep into her vagina and ask "Oh magic conch shell may i insert my penis into her vagina", and if it respond's with "yes" then you may but if it respond's with "No" then get the will forever remain a virgin.
Oh Magic Conch (Sex Position) could i eat this super delicous ass ?

"yes"

"OH BOY!".

The Kentucky Plug (sex position) 

When you use your thumb to make your partner orgasm and then use said thumb to plug a mortal wound in a major artery.
"How has it been with the wife, Scott?"

"Not good Brandon, she's been mad at me since I used the Kentucky Plug."

The Kentucky Plug (sex position)

Motorcycle Sex Position

A sex posision based on the way you would ride a motorsycle. The man sits on his knees and uses his hands on a invisible steering wheel, accelerating and humping the woman, who is bending over like she would in a doggie sex position.
Girl 1 "How is you'r sex life going?"
Girl 2"It's great, we just tried the motorcycle sex position. He drove me hard" c

WWF Champions Sex Position

when your in the 69 position and while a girl is sucking your dick you pick her up from the bed and piledrive her to the ground.
i fucking gave that bitch the WWF Champion Sex Position last night. She had no fucking clue what hit her.