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sex insurance 

An agreement reached between at least 2 people meaning that in the case one of them fails to get lucky, the other one will provide them with the desired service (usually intercourse).

Having someone ready to fall back on should one not be able to get laid. This can be a friend, a f*** buddy, a partner in an open relationship, a sex acquaintance, etc. Problems often arise when 2 people both have sex insurance with each other, and only one gets laid, or one takes out too many sex insurance policies ie. sex insurance with too many people.
1 - Amanda had a hot date last night, but the loser said that he "had to be up early" the next morning and left her without any action. Luckily Amanda had agreed with her friend Steve that they would provide sex insurance to each other, and since Amanda was in the mood, she called Steve up when her date left and they slept together.

2 - Mike and Ted happened to not pick up any chicks at the bar last Saturday. Luckily for Mike his sex insurance partner also had no luck that night and he called her on the way home to hook up with her.
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country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026

give a hoot don't pollute 

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting
*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*
Word of the Day on July 1, 2026

grandnibling 

My grandnibling is a good person.
grandnibling by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
Word of the Day on June 30, 2026
People in their early 20s that take shortcuts sometimes, because life is hard and making it harder for yourself is just not the young ho mindset.
Young hoes cook everything in high
Young Ho by Theogyungho February 2, 2026
Word of the Day on June 29, 2026