Buying a ticket to see a movie at a movie theater (which is usually around seven dollars) and having an unexpected episode of profuse defecation.
Friend: "How was that movie you guys saw last night?"
Me: "I wouldnt know; it turned out to be a Seven Dollar Shit for me..."
Friend: "Dude! Again? Maybe you should go before you leave."
Me: "I wouldnt know; it turned out to be a Seven Dollar Shit for me..."
Friend: "Dude! Again? Maybe you should go before you leave."
by 7h0rn3 August 6, 2007
When the toothless hooker is asking $10 for a handjob, but you only have $7. She accepts anyways. Made famous by a cheapskate named Gary.
"I picked this trick up off the strip the other day. She wanted $10 for a handjob and all I had was $7. What do you know, I got me a seven dollar gary!"
by Ron Dawson May 7, 2008
by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 25, 2018
Gangsta Rapper (to me): I got my fly shoes and shit, and all yo bitch-ass is got is seven dollar shoes.
Me: Go to hell you asshole.
Me: Go to hell you asshole.
by The Happy Hour Guy October 30, 2007