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white tax

additional charges paid for goods or services purchased by a white person at a minority-run place of business

exact amounts and percentages are at the discretion of the seller, but are often small enough that the buyer doesn't realize the addition until after the transaction has been completed
on my way back from the seven eleven on MLK blvd, i realized my pack of smokes and case of bud cost more than it did from the one i usually go to on first st. must have been my white tax.
by 7h0rn3 September 8, 2010
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pour piss out of a boot

May have multiple meanings:

1. When describing a stupid person, or
2. When describing a very large rain storm.
1. You're so dumb you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel!

2. Look at those clouds, its about to pour piss out of a boot!
by 7h0rn3 April 5, 2009
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SSN

United States Navy hull classification number for nuclear powered attack submarines. Meaning Submersible Self-propelled Nuclear.
The Navy's newest nuclear submarine, the USS North Carolina, has the hull number SSN 777.
by 7h0rn3 May 11, 2008
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grand cherokee

one of the baddest pieces of machinery that chrysler has made. (second only to the Dodge Ram)

the only vehicle I know of that'll take a half inch steel trailer hitch to the grill at 30 miles per hour and not even so much as skip.
The only thing better than my 94 Grand Cherokee Laredo with a 5.7 liter 318 on an 8" lift is my 99 Ram 2500 with a 6.7 liter cummins turbo.

No, Mr. Insurance Agent, I dont need a tow truck. I'll drive to the body shop.
by 7h0rn3 August 3, 2007
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Muster

a way for the navy to keep you from getting any sleep on your duty day
After being relieved late from my 18-24 watch, i was happy to hear that i had to muster at 0300 with my duty section.

Fortunately the muster only lasted 2 hours and I managed to sleep an additional half hour before 0600 turnover muster and then another muster at my work center.

Apparently, one who sleeps only 3 hours prior to a full day of maintenance on vital ship's systems is sure to do quality work.
by 7h0rn3 February 11, 2010
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Copenheaven

The altered state of mind that accompanies a larger than average pinch of Copenhagen after an entire day without any nicotine product of any kind.

Results in a temporary state of euphoria and perfect well-being
After a day like today, I need a little piece of Copenheaven to relax.
by 7h0rn3 April 14, 2009
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One of the several laws of life that states that in order for one to attain a state of happiness, another must become unhappy.
Chief was having a bad day. In order to fill his happiness bag, he decided it best to make the division stay late to take inventory of everything in the shop.

Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...
by 7h0rn3 August 17, 2009
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