Definitions by 7h0rn3

white tax 

additional charges paid for goods or services purchased by a white person at a minority-run place of business

exact amounts and percentages are at the discretion of the seller, but are often small enough that the buyer doesn't realize the addition until after the transaction has been completed

on my way back from the seven eleven on MLK blvd, i realized my pack of smokes and case of bud cost more than it did from the one i usually go to on first st. must have been my white tax.

white tax by 7h0rn3 September 8, 2010

Leave Beard 

The scraggly, fuzzy, uneven growth on a servicemember's face while he is on an extended leave of absence.

The last day of vacation usually involves the shaving of the Leave Beard - a very difficult and time consuming task.

Leave Beard by 7h0rn3 April 10, 2010

Muster

a way for the navy to keep you from getting any sleep on your duty day

After being relieved late from my 18-24 watch, i was happy to hear that i had to muster at 0300 with my duty section.

Fortunately the muster only lasted 2 hours and I managed to sleep an additional half hour before 0600 turnover muster and then another muster at my work center.

Apparently, one who sleeps only 3 hours prior to a full day of maintenance on vital ship's systems is sure to do quality work.

Muster by 7h0rn3 February 11, 2010

Law of Conservation of Happiness

One of the several laws of life that states that in order for one to attain a state of happiness, another must become unhappy.

Chief was having a bad day. In order to fill his happiness bag, he decided it best to make the division stay late to take inventory of everything in the shop.

Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...

Law of Conservation of Happiness by 7h0rn3 August 17, 2009

Sack-out

To go to bed.

I'm so dead tired. I can't wait to go home and sack-out.

Sack-out by 7h0rn3 May 14, 2009

Copenheaven 

The altered state of mind that accompanies a larger than average pinch of Copenhagen after an entire day without any nicotine product of any kind.

Results in a temporary state of euphoria and perfect well-being

After a day like today, I need a little piece of Copenheaven to relax.

Copenheaven by 7h0rn3 April 14, 2009

pour piss out of a boot 

May have multiple meanings:

1. When describing a stupid person, or
2. When describing a very large rain storm.

1. You're so dumb you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel!

2. Look at those clouds, its about to pour piss out of a boot!

pour piss out of a boot by 7h0rn3 April 5, 2009