a way for the navy to keep you from getting any sleep on your duty day
After being relieved late from my 18-24 watch, i was happy to hear that i had to muster at 0300 with my duty section.
Fortunately the muster only lasted 2 hours and I managed to sleep an additional half hour before 0600 turnover muster and then another muster at my work center.
Apparently, one who sleeps only 3 hours prior to a full day of maintenance on vital ship's systems is sure to do quality work.
one of the baddest pieces of machinery that chrysler has made. (second only to the Dodge Ram)
the only vehicle I know of that'll take a half inch steel trailer hitch to the grill at 30 miles per hour and not even so much as skip.
The only thing better than my 94 Grand Cherokee Laredo with a 5.7 liter 318 on an 8" lift is my 99 Ram 2500 with a 6.7 liter cummins turbo.
No, Mr. Insurance Agent, I dont need a tow truck. I'll drive to the body shop.
United States Navy hull classification number for nuclear powered attack submarines. Meaning Submersible Self-propelled Nuclear.
The Navy's newest nuclear submarine, the USS North Carolina, has the hull number SSN 777.
One of the several laws of life that states that in order for one to attain a state of happiness, another must become unhappy.
Chief was having a bad day. In order to fill his happiness bag, he decided it best to make the division stay late to take inventory of everything in the shop.
Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...
May have multiple meanings:
1. When describing a stupid person, or
2. When describing a very large rain storm.
1. You're so dumb you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel!
2. Look at those clouds, its about to pour piss out of a boot!
Buying a ticket to see a movie at a movie theater (which is usually around seven dollars) and having an unexpected episode of profuse defecation.
Friend: "How was that movie you guys saw last night?"
Me: "I wouldnt know; it turned out to be a Seven Dollar Shit for me..."
Friend: "Dude! Again? Maybe you should go before you leave."
Phonetic speaking of the letters SB, used to mean Shitbag
. Spoken often in the presence of shitbags so that said shitbags do not realize that they are being called out.
Commonly used in the military, e.g. Navy, to refer to those who lack the ability to show any discipline, bearing, character, honor, care, or commitment to the fact that they themselves are a member of the Armed Forces.
1. That Sierra Bravo hasn't cared to iron his uniform since boot camp.
2. Our LPO is always pissed at this division because of all these Sierra Bravo's in it.
3. FN Kaine