An email reply that might come from Steven Paul Jobs (aka Steve Jobs), CEO of Apple Inc. It is usually very short (5 words, tops), sometimes rispid, often followed by "Sent from my iPhone/iPad".
"So, honey, can we go to the prom together with my little sister and her emo boyfriend?"
"No.
Sent from my iPhone"
"Damn, boy! Another Stevemail from you and we're done!"
"Nice knowing you.
Sent from my iPad"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!