An email reply that might come from Steven Paul Jobs (aka Steve Jobs), CEO of Apple Inc. It is usually very short (5 words, tops), sometimes rispid, often followed by "Sent from my iPhone/iPad".
"So, honey, can we go to the promtogether with my little sister and her emo boyfriend?"
"No.
Sent from my iPhone"
"Damn, boy! Another Stevemail from you and we're done!"
"Nice knowing you.
Sent from my iPad"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)