serious sam 

the best FPS game out there!
filled with monsters and the biggest end game boss in any PC game!

Serious Sam is pure Ownage!
- I slaughtered 1000 monsters!
- Only 1000? N00B!

serious sam by SpankyEgg September 2, 2003

Serious Sam 

The equivilant of Jack Campbell and Duke Nukem put together that lays the smack down on ass loads of beheaded gun toting suicide bombers and knock offs of doom monsters in ancient egypt.

How many monster, really, are there in serious sam?

Serious Sam by Bojangles357 August 29, 2005

serious sam 

The best damn game ever created

Beheaded Kamikaze:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *BOOM*

serious sam by Gunboy March 18, 2004

serious sam 

A kick ass FPS that has over 6000 monsters.
and some of the busses are over 100 feet.

serious sam by Anonymous September 12, 2003

serious samaniac 

someone who is a megafan of serious sam, and would never pirate a single serious sam game (even tormental).

human 1: look! that dude is wearing a serious sam t-shirt and has a backpack full of beheaded kamikaze plushes! he's a serious samaniac!!
human 2: *throws beheaded kamikaze plush at human 1*
beheaded kamikaze plush: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
human 2: it even yells!
human 1: cool.

serious samaniac by zazazzzazaazazaza October 13, 2021

Seriousasm 

A sentence or phrase that seems to be sarcastic in nature, but is, in fact, serious.

"You're so weird. That's why we're friends."
"Yay me!"
"Sarcasm?"
"Nope. Seriousasm"

Seriousasm by D4nn0nym0u5 August 11, 2015