For when somebody says, "Thanks, Captain Obvious" you say, "Your welcome Sergeant Sarcasm". Basically the the comeback for Captain Obvious.
You Say: "The grass is green."
They Say: "Thanks, Captain Obvious."
You Say: "Your welcome, Sergeant Sarcasm
They Say: "Thanks, Captain Obvious."
You Say: "Your welcome, Sergeant Sarcasm
by Mr Stan August 8, 2010
Another word for penis
Guy1: You know that girl he was with last night?
Guy2: Yeah, what about her?
Guy1: She sucked his Sergeant Salami last night!
Guy2: Yeah, what about her?
Guy1: She sucked his Sergeant Salami last night!
by sanderman900 October 19, 2009
by accessdnied January 21, 2010
A Master Sergeant is a Marine that has mastered the specific skillset for a job, and is hand chosen to remain in this field. Master Sergeants conduct operations and are ready for deployment. Master Sergeants are subject experts and are looked upon for guidance and advice on actual operations. Master Sergeants are sexy beasts.
Of equal rank but opposite in job function is the First Sergeant. First Sergeants are closest to the person in charge but are actually responsible for only administrative tasks for their organization. First Sergeants make sure all the trash is picked up and rooms are clean. Their function is similar to that of a nanny or personal assistant.
A Master Sergeant outranks Managers, Asst Managers, General Leaders, Honchos, and El Jeffe.
A Director outranks a Master Sergeant in all matters.
Of equal rank but opposite in job function is the First Sergeant. First Sergeants are closest to the person in charge but are actually responsible for only administrative tasks for their organization. First Sergeants make sure all the trash is picked up and rooms are clean. Their function is similar to that of a nanny or personal assistant.
A Master Sergeant outranks Managers, Asst Managers, General Leaders, Honchos, and El Jeffe.
A Director outranks a Master Sergeant in all matters.
The Colonel says:
"Get the Master Sergeants, we are preparing for deployment."
"Get the First Sergeant, there is trash in the common areas."
"Get the Master Sergeants, we are preparing for deployment."
"Get the First Sergeant, there is trash in the common areas."
by TheOtherLeeroy November 13, 2011
Someone who gets completely jacked on cocaine. Sometimes this person will brag about how many drugs they have consummed to certain people and other times they will flatly deny any sort of drug use altogether. But, generally speaking, this person will get high and act like a jack-ass.
After a two eight-ball Friday night, Sergeant Schnee showed up and seems to be holding boot camp! Jock Rock sure does like to drink and do blow on the weekend. He'll deny doing any of it on Monday!
by dbergeron November 5, 2007
This infamous act involves doing the traditional testy tuck, which is obviously placing your scrotum and penis between your legs.
However, the magic starts when you also nipple yourself, whilst your friends and/or relatives take incriminating photographs of you.
And voila - you've done The Sergeant Bilco
This act first came to notoriety in 2007 in a Magaluf hotel room. To fully recreate this filthy act, a sleezy, darkened hotel room makes for a perfect ambience.
However, the magic starts when you also nipple yourself, whilst your friends and/or relatives take incriminating photographs of you.
And voila - you've done The Sergeant Bilco
This act first came to notoriety in 2007 in a Magaluf hotel room. To fully recreate this filthy act, a sleezy, darkened hotel room makes for a perfect ambience.
by Sam Du Feu January 10, 2008
A person who horny military men fantasize about. This occurs often when these soldiers are on long bouts of duty and need comforting thoughts. They are known to daydream about Sergeant Snuggles naked (typically performing sexual acts). This is partly due to loneliness and partly due to desperation (also extreme homosexuality plays a significant roll). The most commonly occurring fantasy is when a soldier imagines himself as a new recruit whom is trapped in a foxhole with the Sergeant and than is ordered to perform sexual acts. They in turn perform the acts and then proceed to cuddle through the long, cold night in the Sergeant's arms. It is also notable to say that their is a real life Sergeant this “Sergeant Snuggles” got named after. He is on active duty in North Carolina and currently dating a fellow Marine.
1. While Private Putz was sleeping some bunk mates observed him softly murmuring the name Sergeant Snuggles. They witnessed him saying in his slumber "Oh Sergeant, order me to do 100 push ups on Mr. Missile...". When awakened Private Putz quickly denied having wet dreams about the infamous Sergeant yet his bunk mates noticed that he had an erection and what appeared to be a small stain on his pants.
2. Private Putz was spotted exiting the barracks of Sergeant Snuggles early Saturday morning. The Private has always thought of Sergeant Snuggles as being "dreamy" yet denied it but now after witnessing him perform the "walk of shame" it is known to be true. When questioned about his sleepover with the Sergeant he exclaimed "I can't deny it anymore! I love Sergeant Snuggles! He holds me and won’t let me go like a prisoner in Guantanamo Bay. When he spoons me in his top bunk I feel so warm and cozy. If I get sent away to war it will be his love letters that keep me going!...” Then he started crying and continued on. “He's bombed my ass more than desert storm and has enlisted in my heart for life!" Private Putz was then awarded the Purple Penis for his bravery in telling such an embarrassing tale. Although Private Putz has since left the Marines he still maintains a long distance relationship with his beloved Sergeant.
2. Private Putz was spotted exiting the barracks of Sergeant Snuggles early Saturday morning. The Private has always thought of Sergeant Snuggles as being "dreamy" yet denied it but now after witnessing him perform the "walk of shame" it is known to be true. When questioned about his sleepover with the Sergeant he exclaimed "I can't deny it anymore! I love Sergeant Snuggles! He holds me and won’t let me go like a prisoner in Guantanamo Bay. When he spoons me in his top bunk I feel so warm and cozy. If I get sent away to war it will be his love letters that keep me going!...” Then he started crying and continued on. “He's bombed my ass more than desert storm and has enlisted in my heart for life!" Private Putz was then awarded the Purple Penis for his bravery in telling such an embarrassing tale. Although Private Putz has since left the Marines he still maintains a long distance relationship with his beloved Sergeant.
by Ray14 April 11, 2009