geraskier 

Geraskier is the superior pairing between Geralt of Rivia and Jaskier the bard. The gays are in the proccess of victoriously taking over the fandom and have already suplanted all other ships within the ao3 relationship tag with over 3000 works. Run for your lives, we're coming for you.

𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶.

A: Did you hear about that new gay ship that's taking the fandom by storm?
B: You mean Geraskier?

geraskier by Agent of destiny March 25, 2020

scraskers 

The ultimate gay test. If you ask your friend to say cracker and he says "scraskers", he definitely wants your dick.

Q: "Hey broseph, could you pass the crackers?"
A: "For sure! Here's your scraskers!"

Reaction: "Oh god..."

scraskers by FatBitch23 June 22, 2010