by Lil T January 17, 2005
Semen is a part of a government plot to get rid of America's excess toothpaste and pine fresh by mixing them together, calling the mixture "semen", and spreading it over most of our consumer's food, primarily in school cafeterias. The result is a tasty lard/egg-white substitute, however, too much semen consumption (usually in males) may lead to a build-up in the excretory system (our kidneys, bladder, etc...) and may be ejaculated upon stimulation with pumping, pulling, rubbing, and other painful procedures.
The ejaculation of this "semen" is mandatory to remain healthy or side effects may occur, including but not limited to: loneliness, nerdiness, explosion in the urethrea, and/or constipation.
Why some females choose to consume the fluid is probably to clean their teeth (toothpaste) or freshen their breath (pine fresh)
The ejaculation of this "semen" is mandatory to remain healthy or side effects may occur, including but not limited to: loneliness, nerdiness, explosion in the urethrea, and/or constipation.
Why some females choose to consume the fluid is probably to clean their teeth (toothpaste) or freshen their breath (pine fresh)
by Terry Toledo February 27, 2009
by Ryan Noury January 17, 2008
by JizzymyWIZZY September 16, 2006
white,hot,sticky yet yummy cum! composed of sperm cells which i often swallow during every intercourse!it is also a good source of vitamins and mineral which can make you look younger and attractive. best in making facial foam. it cures acne in 2 weeks
my boyfriend's cum is so delicious cuz it tasted like cherry fruit. i just love the scent!!!sometimes, i'm using it in my face to make it soft and supple.
by jessica February 25, 2005
Fluid containing sperm.Translucent, sticky stuff which smells of ammonia or pine fresh.When ejaculated it is warm but soon turns cold and will dry quickly.
sprogspawn that smells
by JK March 7, 2004
by semening July 20, 2006