Salty seamen 

A bunch of gay-ass sailor boys who can't keep their fucking hands off you!

Dad: how did you sleep last night Hermann?
Son: not great dad I had to fight off salty seamen all night!

Salty seamen by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019

Shmameese 

Verb. To believe you are superior to someone/something, often in the context of a superiority complex borne of arrogance or stupidity, and condescend in a way that causes the target of the condescension to HAVE IT.

Kyle shmameesed Ken, calling him a tone junkie and saying he needed to improve his guitar skills.

Shmameese by CastleontheMount September 25, 2021

Sesamert 

A Roblox Trolling YouTuber with 11k subs as of 4/21/20. He is commonly associated with Naturality and BarneyHunter12.

"Have you seen Sesamert's new video on Frappe? He completely destroyed those aesthetic brats!"

Sesamert by AdmiraI April 21, 2020

Open sesame

Some Ali Baba story sh*t where he went to a cave or whatever and when he said the magic words “open sesame” this big sesasasame-seed looking rock moved

“You got cash in your safe?”

“Lemme check. Open Sesame”
*clonk* safe opens

Open sesame by dobiiidob April 17, 2018

seamen 

1) Enlisted Navy servicemen.
2) Whom am I trying to fool? It's actually a clever way of saying semen, cum, jizz, jism, man milk, spunk, cream.

What is big and black and is full of seamen?... A submarine!
Donna enlisted in the Navy and now she likes seamen even more!

seamen by Hugh G Rection August 2, 2006

semmek 

a term often used to describe a deep state of mental mayhem. in most cases the victim neither feels bad about it, nor feels encouraged to change his state.
usually followed by loud shouting, barking or the sound of random audio mayhem.

wills'd du nich'd auch ai'na semmek ?!?

semmek by luvin'it March 22, 2004

Sesame Streeted 

When you take a picture of someone, then add a dick to their nose region resulting in them looking like a character from the Sesame Street. Usually done with the help of Photoshop, but if the persons nose is fucked up enough, it can sometimes just be a natural occurrence.

Example 1:

Guy 1: Dude check out this kid, he just got Sesame Streeted!

Guy 2: Holy shit bro! He looks exactly like Oscar the Grouch with that chode on his nose!

Example 2:

Girl 1: Did you see this new thing called Sesame Streeting?

Girl 2: Yeah, it's gross. I just saw a guy who's balls made him look just like Bert.

Sesame Streeted by AdawgSSC January 13, 2013