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Seller's remorse 

Seller's remorse, is the feeling of regret right after you breakup with someone, when you think you may have made a mistake.
After I broke up with Trisha I missed the feel of her breasts and wanted to call her up, but I shook that off as seller's remorse

Speller's Cramp 

A grammatical affliction common among users of email, online chat, and text messaging, wherein the afflicted deem themselves too busy and too stupid to spell correctly.
"Were u at? Met me at the mal after wok and well go shoppeng. Oops. I got serous Speller's Cramp! LOL."
Speller's Cramp by tbonewilson July 21, 2009

Seller sets 

A group of Sellers that are closely affiliated with one another. Usually, sets of sellers will help each other sell others and are loyal. If anyone in a set of Sellers sells another set seller then they will be sold out of the set. Seller sets are sub groups in Seller gangs.
"Damn, the Southsus Sellers sold us again! I hate Seller sets."
Seller sets by Willoesd April 16, 2021

Thompson's Water Sealer 

Sealing every orifice on your sexual partner's body with your various extremities.
I gave her the Thompson's Water Sealer.

watermelon seller 

a person who is aware of something, but chooses to either ignore it or lie about it; a lair or a fraud

comes from the saying that a watermelon seller does not know if the watermelon is ripe or not but promotes them regardless. it gained notoriety when it was attributed to the president of Turkey, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan who is described to be a crook and fraud.
Now lets talk about that 'watermelon seller' Erdogan, he sold me a basket of Apples knowing they'd be rotten on the inside.
watermelon seller by beluga_fish October 9, 2020

best seller

best seller, a bitch IS NOT THE BESTSELLER OF ALL TIME DONT LISTEN TO WHAT IT SAYS BIRDS ARENT GODDAMN REAL SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMBASS I BEAT JOHN CENA IN AN ARM WRESTLING MATCH AND MADE HIM CRY BITCH, I CAN BENCH AS MUCH AS MY DAD
THE WORD BEST SELLER IS FUCKING STUPID WHY IS IT ON EVERYTHING GOD IM PISSED OFF AND KINDA HORNY
best seller by finsterwald March 29, 2023