Me: Quick hide the phone! She's coming back and I've only taken 2000 selfies!
Friend: You gave me a selfie bomb!?!?
Me: Shit
Friend: You gave me a selfie bomb!?!?
Me: Shit
by fuckingmeanestperson December 17, 2013
Selfie Bomb. (noun) A selfie taken on someone else's phone without the knowledge of the phone's owner.
My colleague left a selfie bomb of himself on my iPhone.
My son is infatuated with my iPad and leaves selfie bombs all the time.
My son is infatuated with my iPad and leaves selfie bombs all the time.
by Changolicious January 15, 2014
When a drunk person in a bar asks you to take a photo of them, using there phone, and you instead take a selfie. You must take the selfie, and then a photo of the person or group, because they will look when you return their phone. That way, they will see the photo they want, and move on. Then, however long it teas them to realize it, one day they will say: "who the fuck is that?....."
"That guy wanted me to take his pic with those two girls, but I selfie-bombed him instead. I've become a selfie-bombing connoisseur."
by CodyParanoid June 9, 2014
A selfie bomb is when you take a picture of yourself when something random, funny, stupid, awesome, or amazing is occurring in the background and you then post it to a social media site.
For instance take a selfie bomb when:
Your friend is passed out drunk with a dick drawn on his face
2 random people are making out on a park bench
Your Grandpa is asleep on the lazy-boy with his dentures half falling out and drool all over his shirt
You're robbing a convenience store
You are at the buffet and you see a fat ass carrying 2 plates
Right after sex
For instance take a selfie bomb when:
Your friend is passed out drunk with a dick drawn on his face
2 random people are making out on a park bench
Your Grandpa is asleep on the lazy-boy with his dentures half falling out and drool all over his shirt
You're robbing a convenience store
You are at the buffet and you see a fat ass carrying 2 plates
Right after sex
"She still denies it, but I selfie bombed that ho after we fucked"
"I just selfie bombed this bitch at Walmart with 10 kids and a fat roll hanging out her wife-beater"
"I just selfie bombed this bitch at Walmart with 10 kids and a fat roll hanging out her wife-beater"
by LOLDYNAMISM June 17, 2014
by Antwon The God September 19, 2016