The best show ever aired on TV. Main characters are: Jerry, George, Elain, and Kramer.
George: Jerry, did you wash this pear?
Jerry: Yeah, I washed it.
George: It looks like it hasn't been washed.
Jerry: So wash it!
George to Sharen: You hear the way he talks to me?
Sharen: You should hear how my boyfriend talks to me.
George and Jerry: ..........
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The best show ever created for television.
I saw the funniest man alive Jerry Seinfeld yesterday.
by JonMoran February 24, 2004
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Best sitcom and comedian ever...exactly what a sitcom is supposed to be. I've never heard anyone diss Seinfeld in my life and that's fucking awesome! The main characters are Jerry, the cereal addict; George, the loser with absolutely nothing going for him (my favorite character); Elaine, a woman who suprisingly doesn't have any female friends; Kramer, the hysterical dolt. Don't diss Seinfeld, if you haven't seen any episode out of it's 9 seasons, GO AND WATCH THEM!!!
George: How much do you tip a chamber made?
Guy: Hm...5 bucks a night?
George: 5 bucks a night! 2 and the absolute most!
Guy: Get outta here!
by Quartux (Tyler) August 18, 2005
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The best show ever. I even watch it on TV for 2 straight hours everyday.
Mom: Matt go do your homework!
Me: No mom Seinfeld is on. I will just tell my teacher I didn't finish it because Seinfeld was on. She/he will understand.
Mom: Oh, OK.
by Matt. H. April 15, 2005
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Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom ever. It absolutely destroys Friends and The Drew Carey Show. Its a show about "nothing."
The Best Scene Ever (happens to be from Seinfeld)

{Jerry and Sheila standing in line at the Soup Nazi's stand}
JERRY: What are you gonna get?
SHEILA: I'll decide at the last minute.
JERRY: You better decide, sister. You're on deck.
{she begins kissing Jerry}
JERRY: Sheila!
{Soup Nazi pounding on countertop}
JERRY: Uh-oh.
SOUP NAZI: Hey, what is this? You're kissing in my line? Nobody kisses in my line!
SHEILA: I can kiss anywhere I want to.
SOUP NAZI: You just cost yourself a soup!
SHEILA: How dare you? Come on, Jerry, we're leaving.
{Sheila walks out and then back in while Jerry is desiding soup or girl}
SHEILA: Jerry?
{Jerry turns toward her}
JERRY: Do I know you? <<< I love that line
{Sheila looks offended}

*end of scene*
by dwit August 14, 2006
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the exact opposite of lame.
seinfeld is the greatest show of all time.
by caitlin c. August 15, 2006
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Television Show, Situation Comedy, in Syndication

Often thought of as a show about nothing, it really is a show about everything.
Tor Eckman to Jerry Seinfeld: You're eating too much dairy.
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