segered 

verb: segered, seger·ing.
1. to be exposed to sonic shit
2. to have ones ears desecrated and raped
3. to be exposed to the inferior trash pawned off as music
4. stuck in a public situation with no escape while Bob Seger’s hits play at an unbearable volume.

i got segered the other day at the record shoppe when some fucktard decided he needed to listen to three different live albums to find the one with the right version of "we've got tonight." if it wasn't for the vodka and valium i might have killed him.

segered by luvtonez July 26, 2014

severed hand fetish

Severed hand fetish. A person who has severed hand fetish likes to cut off hands and act as like they are people.

Killer queen has already touched the doorknob. Kira yoshikage has a severed hand fetish.

severed hand fetish by refrigerator 23 May 17, 2020

Sewered 

To metaphorically throw someone under the bus(screw them over).

Johnny sewered jessica with the divorce

Sewered by Dirtydan1516 May 16, 2018

severed savior 

A brutal/technical death metal band from California. Their masterpiece "Brutality Is Law" is a legendary album in the world of underground brutal death metal

Severed Savior is the most brutal band I know!

severed savior by Hellhammer November 12, 2006

severed 

v. tr.

1. To set or keep apart; divide or separate.
2. To cut off (a part) from a whole.
3. To break up (a relationship, for example);

" I severed ties with my former wwife, due to her interests in comitting adultery. "

severed by Alexandra* September 28, 2005

Sewered 

When, usually at the bar or a party, a guy (your buddy, unless your a total dick) goes for a broad, but you call out something that won't give him a chance. It's usually about an STD or him having a wife.

The opposite of being a wingman

"The Gil sewered seabass so bad at the bar last night!"

"I just fuckin', sewered the bastard when he went to pork my broad."

(At the bar) "Hey BUDDY? Have ya told her about your HIV?"

Sewered by the product August 14, 2005

Severed head 

A hopefully rare incident that occurs after an all day binge drinking affair in which you’re receiving a blow job (hopefully not whiskey dicking it) but the alcohol is just too much and you must grab her by her hair, pull upward, and throw up off the side of a bed.

Hey bro, I got so drunk the other day that I brought the waitress home and got a blow job. Stomach started churning and I grabbed that bitches hair and her head dangled like a severed head while I threw up off the side of the bed. It was a great night.

Severed head by Daddyspill August 26, 2019