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v. to screw someone over (often unintentionally) to a rediculous degree
"I can't believe I was so segaled"
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eric:i hate segal, she failed me
daniel:lachine sucks
eric:all i ask is for a pizza!
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Someone who screw someone over in a short time first giving them hope and then snatching it away.
Boy 1: dang I had an A+ in math but my teacher took it away in a day and made it a %89.9
Boy 2: she did that to me a week ago
Boy 1: she is a total segal
Boy2: agreed
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