Semented 

When your semen fuses two or more objects together.

Throwing a towel on your cum puddle will result in it being semented within a 12 hour period.

Semented by WhyAreThereNoCoolNicknamesLeft April 1, 2010

sement mixer 

A shot of liquor made by combining the semen of 2 or more human males, and a splash of vodka. The semen is harvested immediately prior to serving.

"Bobby and I got really bored with traditional shots, so we jerked each other off and made some sement mixers."

sement mixer by jFET January 19, 2014

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator by Telephony October 10, 2016

Sementia 

A mental condition whose symptoms include obsession with semen, semen hoarding and confusion.

Shelly had such severe sementia, she had to rent out a storage unit just to store the jars of semen she stole from unsuspecting men.

Sementia by CockMaster 5000 September 13, 2014

johnny segment 

One who does not finish stories told.

Who are you dishing out stories in chunks? , Johnny Segment!

johnny segment by Stephen Lee (Mighty Boosh Quote) April 27, 2006

External secant segment 

An external secant segment is an obscure math term that sounds like you're describing a retarded piece of shit. Call someone this if they're being extremely fake and gay

External secant segment: 🅱️eter

retard: shut up secant

External secant segment by external secant segment November 3, 2018

Sement 

The blockage that is created by dried semen on the tip of your dick after sex.

You wake up at 3:00am to drop a line after dozing off after sex, and the urine gets blocked for a moment by the sement and then bursts out like a geyser (which kinda hurts).

Sement by CiscoKid85 January 15, 2011