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Salty seamen 

A bunch of gay-ass sailor boys who can't keep their fucking hands off you!
Dad: how did you sleep last night Hermann?
Son: not great dad I had to fight off salty seamen all night!
Salty seamen by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019
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Semented 

When your semen fuses two or more objects together.
Throwing a towel on your cum puddle will result in it being semented within a 12 hour period.
1) Enlisted Navy servicemen.
2) Whom am I trying to fool? It's actually a clever way of saying semen, cum, jizz, jism, man milk, spunk, cream.
What is big and black and is full of seamen?... A submarine!
Donna enlisted in the Navy and now she likes seamen even more!
seamen by Hugh G Rection August 2, 2006

sement mixer 

A shot of liquor made by combining the semen of 2 or more human males, and a splash of vodka. The semen is harvested immediately prior to serving.
"Bobby and I got really bored with traditional shots, so we jerked each other off and made some sement mixers."
sement mixer by jFET January 19, 2014

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.
This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

Sementia 

A mental condition whose symptoms include obsession with semen, semen hoarding and confusion.
Shelly had such severe sementia, she had to rent out a storage unit just to store the jars of semen she stole from unsuspecting men.
Sementia by CockMaster 5000 September 13, 2014