sniff a bicycle seat

to be unsuccessful, usually in a competitive endeavor; to lose, often under unfortunate or exasperating circumstances.

Al Gore got half a million more popular votes than George W. Bush in the 2000 election, but since Bush won more electoral votes that sent Bush to the White House and left Gore to sniff a bicycle seat.

sniff a bicycle seat by Anthony Brancato August 23, 2003

Seat sniffer 

A person (usually a male) who sniffs people's seats to seek pleasure from the smell.

I come in after hours last night and found David being a seat sniffer and smelling the attractive female colleagues chair.

Seat sniffer by Rubymonster April 21, 2017

bicycle seat sniffer 

A prison term for a pedophile.

I'm room mates with another parolee and he never shuts the fuck up. He's a little off. I think he might be a bicycle seat sniffer.

bicycle seat sniffer by nickreaper October 21, 2011

seat-sniffer 

A middle-aged man who pervs over young girls.

seat-sniffer by Drunk Merlin October 23, 2003

seat sniffer 

Synonymous with: ass-kisser, dickweed, pendejo. (among others)

Why does Beauregard insist on being such a seat-sniffer?

seat sniffer by Benjamino December 22, 2003

seat sniffing 

When you smell someones seat, at most, 15 seconds after they get up

"Did you see that Guy seat sniffing that girl after she got up"

seat sniffing by justlykethis September 18, 2013

jump seat sniffer 

1.A creepy guy who has a thing for "stews" also known as flight attendants,female variety. He is usually remarkable for his porn mustache and clothing chiefly made from petroleum-based material.
2.A loathsome creature most often found on aircraft headed for all-inclusive resorts.

Flight Attendant to colleague: "Watch out for the skeevy guy in 25C near the lav- What a jump seat sniffer!"

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jump seat sniffer by skyhag August 5, 2009