14 definitions by Benjamino

seat sniffer

Synonymous with: ass-kisser, dickweed, pendejo. (among others)

Why does Beauregard insist on being such a seat-sniffer?

by Benjamino December 23, 2003

breath of anus

Synonym of ass-kisser, dickweed, jerkoff.
Somebody to keep well away from.

(1) Tell "breath-of-anus" to keep the fuck away from me.

(2) Hey "breath-of-anus", pick up your detritus and throw it the hell away!

by Benjamino December 23, 2003

henpecked

A guy who won't hang out with his friends because his girlfriend will get mad.

Shit, it looks like Bubba is henpecked tonight!

by Benjamino December 23, 2003

equalizer

A baseball bat, or other lethal weapon.

They was messin' with me, so I got's me an equalizer!

by Benjamino December 23, 2003

bastardised

Being a bastared.

That dude is really bastardised.

by Benjamino October 8, 2003

come mierda

Shit-eater, asshole, dumb-ass, joker.
Derogation used primarily in Cuba.

(1) Fidel Castro is the international poster-boy for "come-mierda".
(2) Slick Willy is also a "come mierda".

by Benjamino December 23, 2003

comemierda

See "come mierda".
Should be two words.

See definition.

by Benjamino December 23, 2003