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Well, there is a story behind this one.

Once I was on a chatline, and I got a message from some guy from a foreign country that went something like this:
"Hello ! My seastre !"

The only thing that I figgured he could have meant was "sister."

So seastre is a poor-english spelling of sister.
Hello ! My Seastre !
seastre by Art Vandelay March 13, 2003
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seastrom 

Last name of someone that is insane. Their a one of type phyco path that takes no shit from anyone. If anyone ever comes across one of them, in a fight or a time when their angry, avoid them at all costs. Never attempt to piss one off because it will only lead to your death. Many have tried, and failed. But no one knows who because their not around to tell anyone afterwords.
Most insane one ever recorded in history is Nicolas. No one knows the exact location of him, but FBI is still investigation his whereabouts.
seastrom by Mark Freeman April 10, 2005

destitute seamstress 

an offensive, even possibly misogynistic term for a female hilly-billy, an unsophisticated farm/country female
Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, as well as being a black lady from the rural south, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights and other social progress for African Americans
destitute seamstress by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016

Seastrand 

to be the biggest balla on a college campus/dorm
"dang strait nucca... youz a strait up seastrand!"
Seastrand by bossy flossy March 16, 2008

seamstress

A prostitue undercover. In seattle young woman were registered seamstresses but really they were just whores taking advantage of the 1897 Alaskan Gold Rush.
Dacha-I want to be a seamstress when i grow up.
Lucy- Bitch, please. Like people would pay to sleep with you.
seamstress by Tacha March 16, 2006

seastrand shuffle 

A way of walking that hides a persons limp caused by gunshot injuries or shinsplints.
"yall sluggas dont want no limp, so do dat seastrand shuffle when yall walkin state"

seamstress

Someone with technical skill but no taste.
That outfit was constructed well. The seams were straight but only a grandmother would wear it. She's not a designer, she's a seamstress.
seamstress by Ioshua October 7, 2010