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seaming nonce
A seaming nonce is a right fat fucker, don’t trust them, they’ll steal all ur canteen money with one waffled
seaming nonce by Brendon.is.queen December 10, 2021
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seamin
Seamin is the genes that come out of a man after Wacking off or Bumping Uglies with a women/man.
Slang Terms: Jizz,Man Chowder, cum . Seamin, Mayonnaise
Slang Terms: Jizz,Man Chowder, cum . Seamin, Mayonnaise
If you've ever arose in the morning and noticed your b.v.m.s are wet is because you had a wet dream last night and seamin came out of your dick.
seamin by Fatty DIng Dong January 27, 2007
Virgin Shaming
The act of judging or mocking someone due to their assumed lack of sexual experience. The perpetrator will normally base this assumption on the victim's personality traits or behaviors that they associate with being a virgin. The perpetrator will often do this cover up their own insecurities.
Virgin Shaming by Stepman February 18, 2020
short shaming
No, this has nothing to do with penis length; your dirty mind would go there!
Short shaming is the act of teasing or disparaging a person because of their short stature.
It's a form of discrimination that gets the impunity that racism doesn't. Short shaming has a surprising double standard present in many women: they advocate for the body positivity of themselves and others, yet openly and shamelessly denounce short men.
It's important to remember that height is genetic and unchangeable once a man hits the approximate age of 20; discriminating against it is never a valid criticism. Short men face a lot of discrimination, so just remember to treat them with the respect that everybody deserves. Short shaming is like racism: you're discriminating against a harmless trait that someone cannot change.
Short shaming is the act of teasing or disparaging a person because of their short stature.
It's a form of discrimination that gets the impunity that racism doesn't. Short shaming has a surprising double standard present in many women: they advocate for the body positivity of themselves and others, yet openly and shamelessly denounce short men.
It's important to remember that height is genetic and unchangeable once a man hits the approximate age of 20; discriminating against it is never a valid criticism. Short men face a lot of discrimination, so just remember to treat them with the respect that everybody deserves. Short shaming is like racism: you're discriminating against a harmless trait that someone cannot change.
Girl 1: "So how tall's your new boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "He's 5'8."
Girl 1: "Ew, it's only a friends thing, right?"
Girl 2: "Hey, quit short shaming, I love him!"
Girl 2: "He's 5'8."
Girl 1: "Ew, it's only a friends thing, right?"
Girl 2: "Hey, quit short shaming, I love him!"
short shaming by Vindicator Phoenix January 1, 2017
Virgin Shaming
The act of judging, mocking, or treating someone as though they are not sexually experienced. Often times the individual being victimized will not reveal their virginity status. With that being said, virginity shamers most of the time assume the victims sexual experience based off of personality traits or behaviors they associate with being a virgin. This is an overlooked problem in society.
Virgin Shaming by Stepman February 12, 2020
steaming pile of shit
A pile of shit that is steaming because it recently emerged from an anus. In other words, really shitty shit; Or in other words, something blatantly false, incredibly terrible, or both.
"What a steaming pile of shit," Tom said after sitting through Joe's story of how he banged three gorgeous women, won a Formula One race, and was awarded the Nobel Prize all in one day.
steaming pile of shit by Indica35 November 11, 2015
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026