Salty seamen 

A bunch of gay-ass sailor boys who can't keep their fucking hands off you!

Dad: how did you sleep last night Hermann?
Son: not great dad I had to fight off salty seamen all night!

Salty seamen by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019

seamen 

1) Enlisted Navy servicemen.
2) Whom am I trying to fool? It's actually a clever way of saying semen, cum, jizz, jism, man milk, spunk, cream.

What is big and black and is full of seamen?... A submarine!
Donna enlisted in the Navy and now she likes seamen even more!

seamen by Hugh G Rection August 2, 2006

seamen demon 

A female (or possibly male) who is so ho'ish, that basically will gargle your seamen (makeing the demon noise)

So I blew my wad, and that Seamen Demon caught it like the Toronto Blue Jays, RAwR!

seamen demon by Groda Lotsapot September 12, 2008

seamen sipper 

a female who likes fill to her mouth with sperm after blowing a man and letting it drip down her throat slowly usually while the male watches with great excitement.

I really liked Jessica she was such a seamen sipper.

seamen sipper by markass May 3, 2006

Seamengrita 

When someone jizzes in a margarita and you drink it unknowingly

That guy just drank a cup of seamengrita! Thats nothing chip just slammed it from the blender!!

Seamengrita by Scrubatron420 May 27, 2019

seamen in whiskey

reffering it to innapropriate conversations whilst drunk

When you have seamen in whiskey after jizzing in your pants thinking about naked women in the shower

seamen in whiskey by S && J && G October 19, 2010

seamen serpents 

seamen serpents are mysyterious creatures that work tirelessly around the clock to purify your man juice, to maintain a steady flow of jism flowing through your gene hunt.

definition 1 - " omg your father is an absolute seamen serpent, he loves purifying the man juice"

definition 2 - "oh my god just won two tickets on the price is right to go deep sea diving with the seamen serpents"

definition 3 - "if only bruce forsyth had a set of balls he might find himself being accomadated by the seamen serpents"

definition 4 - "is that seamen serpents i see on jim spence's head? oh no wait thats just his fucked up ginger mullet"

seamen serpents by J.Edmund H January 30, 2010