sealer 

a man or woman who specializes in clubbing young, baby seals to death for their skins.

every year 1200 cute baby seals are bludgeoned to death by sealers.

sealer by The_Evan June 2, 2009

skull sealer 

Someone that sews their victim’s eyes ears and mouth closed in order to deprive them of their senses. A skull sealer strives to create a mind without in eternal darkness and silence alone with its own thoughts. Once mentioned in a defendant’s opening statement during a murder trial, a clip which is often played on the Preston and Steve show (93.3 WMMR)

I appologize to anyone who's been offended by my fictional creations: Crisagone, the philosopher of evil and the skull sealer.

skull sealer by Jon Klein January 28, 2006

deal Sealer

The characteristic, of a person, that seals the deal when considering entering into a relationship.

Opposite of dealbreaker

The fact that Dave drove a hybrid car, as a testimony to his dedication to a green lifestyle, was a deal sealer when Christine considered a long term relationship with him.

deal Sealer by Teen Dream December 21, 2007

self sealer 

when one takes a shit and the poo is so perfect it does not need a single wipe of toilet paper. This means that your buttocks has securely sealed itself without aid of toilet paper to wipe the excrement.

Dave: wow, I just did the most amazing shit

Haley: oh really?

Dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!

Haley: I'm proud of you, dave. This is what dreams are made of.

self sealer by golddustskies September 25, 2013

Thompson's Water Sealer 

Sealing every orifice on your sexual partner's body with your various extremities.

I gave her the Thompson's Water Sealer.

Thompson's Water Sealer by Scripple021 May 6, 2004

love sealer 

When you meet someone in an MMO (preferably of the opposite sex), talk to them every day for 2 years, then finally meet in real life and "seal your love". You have successfully become "the love sealer".

NOTE: Said long distance love might only last about 3-4 months because online acquaintances are limited to... your ingame avatar. Otherwise, you'll constantly be at each other's throats about real couple's issues.

Armand: I can't believe you let that guy sleep with you before you gave me a chance to be the love sealer.
Jenesse: You're a fucking idiot.

love sealer by Mista Bushido November 27, 2009

vacuum sealer 

A term used to define a woman who gives really great head... With the power of the vacuum she is dubbed a vacuum sealer.

The bitch brenda was a vacuum sealer...

vacuum sealer by Stephen Breeney January 8, 2008