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15.
A code word used by marijuana consumers to tweet their inane rambling during conversation when high.
High person: "I'm on the jungle, kicking flying beaters with my hand."
Tweeter: "You don't know what you're saying, it's hilarious. I'm gonna tweet that. Seagulled!"
by BeckBockk November 20, 2013
 
16.
Nature's version of welfare recipients.
Seagulls and welfare recipients are a lot alike...they both sit around waiting for handouts, spawn uncontrollably, and make a lot of noise that irritates the shit out of everything around them.
by JustAnotherGuy October 26, 2012
 
17.
a bird found near water
caaaw!
"A SEAGULL! there must be water nearby, we're saved!"
WHACK!
"thats an emu, idiot"


NB dehydration-related delerium has evidently caused lack of knowledge about drinking salt-water
by alex blows donkeys September 16, 2003
 
18.
A New Zealand male with predominantly brown hair, with a small yellow tuft of hair on his crown.
Mark is known as Seagull
by Sh-anal June 09, 2010
 
19.
When a person or persons masturbates at the window of car in which a sex act is taking place. Normally at a dogging site.

Said person will then spuff on the window, after which he will return home to his wife and children.
Seaguller: "Erm, excuse me, you there. Are you Dogging?

Doggers: "Yes!"

Seaguller: "mind if i seagull?"

Dogger: "Not at all, spuff away"
by Nigel bovington smithe May 25, 2010
 
20.
A critical manager or supervisor who makes brief appearances to put on a meaningless but unpleasant display for employees to try to show they're doing their job. They swoop in, make a lot of noise, shit on everything, then fly away.
She came in and did her seagull thing yesterday. At least we won't see her again for another week or so...
by jcb1218* November 28, 2013
 
21.
A friend who asks you to hook him up with girls that you have dated in the past and are still friends with but no longer interested in having a relationship with.

The definition relates to the way a seagull will feed off the leftovers of your fish and chips which is similar to a friend asking you to hook him up with past girlfriends you have scrapped.
Tom: Hey Sam, guess what? I got a new girlfriend.

Sam: I thought you already had a girlfriend.
Tom: Yeah I did, but this new girls way hotter.

Sam: Can I go out with your old girlfriend
Tom: Lol, yeah sure you can have my scraps you seagull
by weaby3 October 18, 2013