Swindling Swede 

A dust farting old man who swindles people out of their hard earned money by letting them bet on Sunday football games when they are drunk at the topless bar on Saturday night. The Swede uses his gains to pay for his new Honda Accord, vet bills for his dogs, child support for all of his bastard children that he fathered while at Woodstock back in 1969.

Man, I lost $100 betting on the Swindling Swede's football games. I think we need to go jack his Honda Accord for giving out such bad advise on the games.

Swindling Swede by 00NKB6211289 August 5, 2016

sounding board

A sounding board is a good listener, and either confirms what they hear or offers an opinion when the sound they hear is "off key".

Thanks for being my sounding board. It helps me grow to have someone that listens to me and offers feedback when needed.

sounding board by mateu March 5, 2009

Sluddling 

Sluddling is also known as slutty cuddling. It's when a couple same or different sex gather closely together on a bed, couch, chair etc. and Cuddle plus a little more usually resulting in touching skin to skin. Any kind of Skin to skin and manual sex are common actions during sluddling.

How was your night with your girlfriend last night?
It was decent we sluddled for awhile but we made a bit of a mess when the sluddling got too heated.

Sluddling by Sludding March 30, 2011

Sounding 

Sounding is the act of inserting a metal rod into your urethra. Sounding tubes are meant to be used medically, but some people figured out that they experience sexual pleasure from the act. The reason for this being that the sounding tube can reach very sensitive parts inside your penis that, if stimulated, can create some very intense orgasms.

I tried sounding for the first time and it felt better than having sex for the first time!

Sounding by bigppn1gg4 May 9, 2020

Sounding 

To insert a metal rod into the penis to stimulate the urethra and create powerful orgasms. Is named after the Age of Sail maritime practice of Depth Sounding, the lowering of a rod to the ocean floor on a rope to determine the depth of the water.

"I finally convinced my wife to try Sounding, it felt amazing!"

Sounding by anonymous February 24, 2021

shandling

noun.
The combination/shortening of the phrase "shipping and handling"

I can't believe the shandling on this product was $8.53!

shandling by deathmuffin December 7, 2006

stunding 

A sexual position where you stand up and open your mouth and your partner proceeds to shit inside your mouth.

Hey baby, how about we try stunding?

stunding by poonslayerelite69 March 22, 2017