Scumbledore 

To be total Scum, To be leader of all scum

Jake was a scumbledore when he pushed Jack down the stairs.

Scumbledore by pseudonym the pickle July 27, 2011

Scambles

Mix of scam and shambles

The fact that chewing gum is now 60p in tesco is a scambles

Scambles by Fredrico fromage April 3, 2022

Scumble 

The form of erratic locomotion used by scumbags, especially the of severely drug-addled sort. Portmanteau of scum and stumble.

1: Look at that loser scumble.
2: There sure are a lot of homeless people scumbling around this part of town.

Scumble by Russ131313 July 28, 2017

Shumbles 

A boy who has a jew-fro and thinks he is cool when he is actually lame. A "Shumbles" commonly gets expelled from school.

"Hey who was that guy smoking pot behind the shed?"
"I dunno, I saw his hair though, he's definitely a Shumbles"

Shumbles by draug May 27, 2009

scumbled eggs 

when you ejaculate, or cum in someones eggs, usually done for a gay partner after a night of fun and much "swallowing", the meal is called scumbled eggs, a play on scrambled eggs

Jimmy: What do you want for breakfast cutie pootie
Billy: I don't know sex-kitten how about some eggs
Jimmy: ok, ill add something special how about some scumbled eggs?

scumbled eggs by Spenser C January 31, 2009

scrumbles 

When the dranduft of various food particals are too small to be scraps but too big to be crumbles.

The scrumbles fell out of the toaster when it was turned upside down.

I hate cleaning up after toddlers eat because their scrumbles are always so sticky.

scrumbles by dawn January 1, 2004

Scumble 

People who get aroused by the scum on urinal toilet plumbing fixtures.

It is gross, but he is a scumble.

Scumble by All Bets Hedged February 11, 2021