Scumble 

The form of erratic locomotion used by scumbags, especially the of severely drug-addled sort. Portmanteau of scum and stumble.

1: Look at that loser scumble.
2: There sure are a lot of homeless people scumbling around this part of town.

Scumble by Russ131313 July 28, 2017

Scumble 

People who get aroused by the scum on urinal toilet plumbing fixtures.

It is gross, but he is a scumble.

Scumble by All Bets Hedged February 11, 2021

Scumble 

Scottish mumble. The unintelligible dialect of a Scottish person who, tragically, also mumbles.

Could you understand a word he just said?
No, it was all just scumble to me.

Scumble by El Domino January 16, 2014

scumble 

Scum + crumble. Scumbles are gross (unknown) crumbs of goo. Unlike a cookie crumb, which isn't disgusting.

"Ewww, be careful, there's a scumble right there ..."

scumble by Lori Lowling-Kwiat April 24, 2006

scumble 

The words fumble and scramble together ... Only happens in football (or Pro Evo) when somebody 'fumbles' the ball in the box and when there is a 'scramble' for the ball so a scumble is formed

Oisin: Shit the keeper dropped the ball
Cian:Come on get the ball
** Defender Clears Ball **
Oisin: Wat a Scumble
Cian: Got lucky ya cunt

scumble by Oisinmc14 October 8, 2007

Scumbear 

Scumbag + bear
A lazy bastard who hibernates all day, does not return messages, says he was busy when he's actually asleep and pretends not to hear you you ask something.

Not sure if Alejandro is retarded or is just a scumbear.

Scumbear by scumbear June 12, 2013

scumberg 

A guy, very likely to be a coworker, who you hang out with and think is your friend but is really just interested in your girlfriend.

Friend: Hey, why doesn't Brad go to lunch with you guys anymore?
You: Well, I quit hanging out with scumberg once I found out he was trying to move in on my woman.

scumberg by dukeswindlers February 25, 2010