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A 90's hairpiece. Formaly worn by EVERYONE, and is now an embaressment to society.
The girl wore a scrunchie to school, then got chased out by everyone, due to lack of stylish hairpieces
by TippCityian July 02, 2004
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A common lady who wears scrunchies, often seen in trackies, heavy gold earrings and chain smoking. can have a lot of children who also wear scrunchies.
"eurghh, she is such a scrunchie"
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Hot chicks - usually with fur boots, big sunglasses and furry hooded jackets
"Damn look at those hot scrunchies"
by djstatus April 03, 2008
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Hey you sexy momma, show me your scrunchie.
by status July 07, 2006
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a gay man or a female who stuffs a sock down her pants and pretends to be a man who is a part of a larger group of homosexual body guards. The most common use of this definition is found in eastern Kentucky
skittles is a scrunchie.
by Andi the magnificent October 19, 2008
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1. A young, freshly shaved snatch
2. A good afternoon snack
3. Hopefully clean
Hey you sexy momma, show me your scrunchie.

I'd like to have a good clean scrunchie for lunch.
by status July 06, 2006
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The ring of poo around the base of ones cock after they get done having anal sex.
After Austin got done having hot anal love he relized he had a scrunchie.
by Spooky December 01, 2004
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