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1.
A 90's hairpiece. Formaly worn by EVERYONE, and is now an embaressment to society.
The girl wore a scrunchie to school, then got chased out by everyone, due to lack of stylish hairpieces
by TippCityian July 02, 2004
 
2.
A common lady who wears scrunchies, often seen in trackies, heavy gold earrings and chain smoking. can have a lot of children who also wear scrunchies.
"eurghh, she is such a scrunchie"
by rofl686 October 21, 2009
 
3.
Hot chicks - usually with fur boots, big sunglasses and furry hooded jackets
"Damn look at those hot scrunchies"
by djstatus April 03, 2008
 
4.
1. A young, freshly shaved snatch
2. A good afternoon snack
3. Hopefully clean
Hey you sexy momma, show me your scrunchie.

I'd like to have a good clean scrunchie for lunch.
by status July 06, 2006
 
5.
a gay man or a female who stuffs a sock down her pants and pretends to be a man who is a part of a larger group of homosexual body guards. The most common use of this definition is found in eastern Kentucky
skittles is a scrunchie.
by Andi the magnificent October 19, 2008
 
6.
1.Young chicks
2.freshly shaved snatch
Hey you sexy momma, show me your scrunchie.
by status July 07, 2006
 
7.
The ring of poo around the base of ones cock after they get done having anal sex.
After Austin got done having hot anal love he relized he had a scrunchie.
by Spooky December 01, 2004