Someone who scrunches (crumples up) their toilet paper to wipe their ass instead of folding it like a civilized person.
Person A: Do you crumple/scrunch your toilet paper or fold it?
Person B: I crumple/scrunch it up then wipe.
Person A: Scruncher! :O
Person B: I crumple/scrunch it up then wipe.
Person A: Scruncher! :O
by Delta2echo September 18, 2010
A scruncher, aka scrunchr is a perv with a crush fetish.
Specifically, an adult who lives in his mom's basement, and watches videos of gals in high-heel leather boots crushing insects, while licking their lips and tossing their big hair.
Specifically, an adult who lives in his mom's basement, and watches videos of gals in high-heel leather boots crushing insects, while licking their lips and tossing their big hair.
Moe: Curly is such a scruncher !
Larry: yeah yeah He stayed up all night watching Blondie Gurl in Blu-ray.
Moe: Dang, I got to get me a Blu-ray player so I can borrow it from him. I love scrunchr vids.
Larry: yeah yeah He stayed up all night watching Blondie Gurl in Blu-ray.
Moe: Dang, I got to get me a Blu-ray player so I can borrow it from him. I love scrunchr vids.
by TekRant June 15, 2010
A person who wilfully destroys items in grocery stores or markets, by squeezing or crushing things. Done for pure entertainment purposes.
by J Adam Webber August 9, 2007
Someone who scrunches their toilet paper up into a ball before they wipe after a number 2 (as oppose to folding / layering the toilet paper) - a questionable individual with low standards of how they conduct themselves in life.
by leelee06 May 5, 2018
Hey Morven, don't you think Shelley is a bit of a muffin scruncher?
Morven: I know right, it's a total OUTRAGE.
Morven: I know right, it's a total OUTRAGE.
by FluffyRabbitSticks October 6, 2011
Phantom scruncher
by Juulman May 23, 2019
by Juulman May 23, 2019