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A person who wilfully destroys items in grocery stores or markets, by squeezing or crushing things. Done for pure entertainment purposes.
Adam is a Scruncher, he loves to scrunch loaves of bread when he goes shopping.
by J Adam Webber August 09, 2007
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Someone who scrunches (crumples up) their toilet paper to wipe their ass instead of folding it like a civilized person.
Person A: Do you crumple/scrunch your toilet paper or fold it?
Person B: I crumple/scrunch it up then wipe.
Person A: Scruncher! :O
by Delta2echo September 17, 2010
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A scruncher, aka scrunchr is a perv with a crush fetish.

Specifically, an adult who lives in his mom's basement, and watches videos of gals in high-heel leather boots crushing insects, while licking their lips and tossing their big hair.
Moe: Curly is such a scruncher !

Larry: yeah yeah He stayed up all night watching Blondie Gurl in Blu-ray.

Moe: Dang, I got to get me a Blu-ray player so I can borrow it from him. I love scrunchr vids.
by TekRant June 15, 2010
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It is someone who stands at the back of a group of people and trys to fit in.
"dude that guy behind us is such a scruncher he has no friends at all,why is he even here lets drink more piss and smash the fuk out of him".
by gnarley August 12, 2007
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