5 definitions by TekRant
A scruncher, aka scrunchr is a perv with a crush fetish.
Specifically, an adult who lives in his mom's basement, and watches videos of gals in high-heel leather boots crushing insects, while licking their lips and tossing their big hair.
Specifically, an adult who lives in his mom's basement, and watches videos of gals in high-heel leather boots crushing insects, while licking their lips and tossing their big hair.
Moe: Curly is such a scruncher !
Larry: yeah yeah He stayed up all night watching Blondie Gurl in Blu-ray.
Moe: Dang, I got to get me a Blu-ray player so I can borrow it from him. I love scrunchr vids.
Larry: yeah yeah He stayed up all night watching Blondie Gurl in Blu-ray.
Moe: Dang, I got to get me a Blu-ray player so I can borrow it from him. I love scrunchr vids.
by TekRant June 15, 2010
AE mystical undefined word in most Japanese camera instruction manuals.
It stands for Automatic Exposure.
It stands for Automatic Exposure.
by TekRant June 11, 2010
1. A scrunchr is a sexual deviant with a crush fetish.
2. A scrunchr is a balls-out player of total scrunch babes.
2. A scrunchr is a balls-out player of total scrunch babes.
Biff: Oh baby ! Just watch that scrunch babe in the fuck me boots scrunch that bug.
Wheel: Dude ! Ain't RedTube the greatest site for paraphilia EVER ?!
Biff: Totally ! I'm buying a scrunchr trucker hat from CafePress right now !
Wheel: Dude ! Ain't RedTube the greatest site for paraphilia EVER ?!
Biff: Totally ! I'm buying a scrunchr trucker hat from CafePress right now !
by TekRant June 11, 2010
A kilobuck is one thousand bucks.
$1,000.00 in numbers.
A grand, a G, a thundo.
Or a stack of 100 ten-dollar bills in stack mode.
$1,000.00 in numbers.
A grand, a G, a thundo.
Or a stack of 100 ten-dollar bills in stack mode.
Bob: I saw this road spam sign - it said 100 kilobuck income from home !!!
Jim: Yeah, I saw it too, the one which says Don't believe ? Don't call !
Jim: Yeah, I saw it too, the one which says Don't believe ? Don't call !
by TekRant June 11, 2010
Those roadside plastic signs advertising dating sites, furniture sales, diets, and work-at-home scams.
They are the guerrilla marketing equivalent of e-mail spam.
From the vast amount of oil-based plastic used to make them, it is clear that the energy crisis is a scam.
They are the guerrilla marketing equivalent of e-mail spam.
From the vast amount of oil-based plastic used to make them, it is clear that the energy crisis is a scam.
Mutt: Check this out, ima be rich an' skinny in 30 days !
Jeff: Yeah yeah. I saw that road spam sign too:
EARN 6 FIGURES
LOSE WEIGHT
GET GIRLS
CALL 1-555-4LOSERS
Jeff: Yeah yeah. I saw that road spam sign too:
EARN 6 FIGURES
LOSE WEIGHT
GET GIRLS
CALL 1-555-4LOSERS
by TekRant June 15, 2010