Using the words scrumptious pussy is the best way to get a girl.
They will love you complimenting your pussy and saying its worth being eaten.
They will love you complimenting your pussy and saying its worth being eaten.
by Stoopid One January 15, 2021
you’re looking very brandon scrumptious today
oh my god my crush is looking very brandon scrumptious today 😍
oh my god my crush is looking very brandon scrumptious today 😍
by fatherisme March 6, 2022
An amazing gift that Balecs give you on sight. They will fly you to the moon and back. They taste great just like saltines.
by balec2 December 22, 2021
by Haironmycock February 13, 2008
William: Oscar, may I please have some of that scrumptious confectionary?
Oscar: No. It is far too scrumptious for the likings of you!
Oscar: No. It is far too scrumptious for the likings of you!
by confectionary November 24, 2021
by Niggas on nine September 17, 2019
Is that a slug, caught in the light?
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,
I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.
To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.
Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,
I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.
To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.
Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.
Wow, those were some scrumptious slugs
by T H O T P O L I C E October 3, 2018