6 definitions by T H O T P O L I C E

poor person

Christian Le, stupid ass can't even afford a free game.

"You should get tetris. It's a free game."
"Can't I'm a poor person"

by T H O T P O L I C E October 9, 2018

scrumptious slugs

Is that a slug, caught in the light?
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,

I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.

To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.

Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.

Wow, those were some scrumptious slugs

by T H O T P O L I C E October 3, 2018

tuba man

A man who has covered himself in tuba armor and who has posed in a quite funny position.

Tuba man is comedy

by T H O T P O L I C E October 2, 2018

rbt105

The best man in gaming history. He plays how it be and he doesn't like bois. When playing rainbow, he will recruit rush with you. RBT105 is the best in the history of history.

RBT105 doesn't like bois

by T H O T P O L I C E October 3, 2018

Sugar Retarded

A slur for a person who is diabetic or has abnormally high blood sugar.

What are you, sugar retarded or something? Always trying to overdose on those syringes of incline.

by T H O T P O L I C E October 3, 2018

operation shield

When you sit in a corner with a sheild after committing the glitch of invincible shield.

Time to find a corner and commit operation shield.

by T H O T P O L I C E October 17, 2018