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8.
To scrump. The act of sexual intercourse without romantic implications often in an awkward, uncomfortable setting.
Bill's back is sore from scrumping Sue in the port-a-john behind the drive-in last night.
by Slone Brooke October 21, 2008
 
9.
An african american type of dancing involving moving every part of your body simultaneously and continuously for several minutes.
"Dude he was scrumping last night at the club."
by kingballscupmaster May 22, 2009
 
10.
the act of two people dry humping on the floor which may or may not lead to sexual intercourse. Beware the person on top may obtain severe carpet burns from performing this act.
Holy hell!!!! Look at that girl's legs! Her man and her musta been scrumping bad last night.
by N- jiggity dog August 19, 2011
 
11.
an alternative term for the act of jelqing, a Middle Eastern penis enlargement technique. Though originating in the Middle East, scrumping has become extremely popular amongst males throughout the world. The method is intended to enlarge the penis by exercising the smooth muscle and other tissues in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. Scrumping is alternatively referred to as "penis milking", "dong stroking", and "rod rubbing".
Man 1 at urinal: "Jesus Christ man what'd you do to your dong?! It looks like you're smuggling a python!"

Man 2 at urinal: "Sup. It's pretty big, huh? It used to be a tuna can, exact dimensions. But after months of dedicated scrumping, I've managed to produce this piece of penile perfection.
by J-Rym June 11, 2010
 
12.
Scrumping means stealing you clowns.
'Me and me mates, we used to go scrumping for cars'
by Michelle McManus May 12, 2004
 
13.
The act of sucking and humping with in the same setting. A slang word that is less offensive then fucking.
Me and my hoe were scrumping so hard that we popped the water bed.
by PUZ January 25, 2004
 
14.
When a man and a woman must get it on, the redneck term is used when two people leave a party to do the deed quickly and return with knowing nods to their friends. Best done in a truck and in the woods.
I left a bonfire once with a girl to scrump (verb) in the woods breifly only to return and contimue with the party. So the act of scrumping would be defined as a quicky in an strange place during a strange time
by teveler November 17, 2005