Food, yum, a delicious taste that fills the mouth (especially after smoking a blunt.)

Please Note: One is permitted to add any rhyming word or made up word succeeding 'scrum' to add emphasis.

a group of penguins
OR
an offense manouver in Rugby
OR
a certain set of computer software tools

The act of jacking it while doing a shit. It is said to be the ultimate body relief.

n. Central activity in Rugby football. Sixteen overweight men or women push into each other while holding one anothers shirt tails. Face-kicking, ear-biting and scrotum-butting are allowed, but, oddly, foot-lifting is severely punished. A call of "not in straight" results in a penalty kick instead of knowing sniggers while a call of "push over try" results in jubilation and moist scrum down.

Scrum is when you accidently get cum all over your scrotum after ejaculating

the kind of person who follows you around and really pisses you off, but you use them for resources so you never confront them.

1. The XP term for a daily gathering of engineers to discuss the days work.
2. The stimulating drink made as a shot from a rung out sponge that has previously been insterted into ones rectum.

The combination of scotch and rum typically mixed with either coke or dry. It can also be consumed straight as a shot or over ice.