A hairbrush festooned with short, sharp, stiff bristles. Often taken from an ex-wife, it can provide immense relief when rasped against an itchy scrotum.
My scrotal pruritus was so intense last night that I borrowed my wife’s hairbrush to relieve it. Little does she know, it’s now my scroty brush.
by Tethys Wrenslayer December 30, 2022