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An awkward or uncomfortable moment, usually followed by a long silence. First coined by an illiterate individual named Dave who was trying to read the cover of my Lee Scratch Perry box set.
"Man, that time I walked in on my grandma naked sure was scrotch"
by rudezombie December 30, 2004
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Adjective

1. Often elusive and rarely seen, it's when a woman's vagina is so big, smelly & hairy that it resembles that of a female sasquatch. Usually, females afflicted by this condition are exiled by their peers to live in the woods.
"I don't normally wear condoms, but that beeyotch was scrotch."

"If you do ever encounter a scrotch ho, it's best to play dead."
by billebllunt January 19, 2014
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a retributive act performed on the food of a rude fast food customer wherein the cook/employee smears the customer's burger around in their crotch before serving it up to them; may also connote the resulting deposit of pubic hairs on the burger; believed to be derived from the contraction of the words "smear" and "crotch"
"Yes, sir, please don't yell, I heard you, you wanted exactly one pickle, no mustard, some mayo, two pieces of cheese, and you want me to pick off all the seasame seeds from your bun, I will fix that right up for you..." The cashier turns to the cook and whispers assuredly in his hear "...scrotch'em..." The cook grins maliciously, yells "i got'em!" unbuckles his belt, and plunges the burger into the filthy abyss...moments later the sodomized burger appears on a tray, neatly boxed and complete with combo, exactly as the customer had ordered...or so they think..."come back'n see us now!" the cashier adds smugly with a wave as the disgruntled customer storms off with the food...what goes around comes around...
by gg.rub June 26, 2006
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N: When one spills Scotch Whiskey on their groin area, the resulting stain is known as "Scrotch".
Mc: "That jerk bumped into me and I spilled my glass, I had Scrotch the rest of the party.

Mc: "That chick I was hitting on wouldn't go down on me because of my Scrotch"
by Naught Reel Nayme December 20, 2010
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"Dude, all your mom did was scrotch my balls, not play with them!"
by ChristineW March 31, 2006
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One who scratches their crotch, often in public.
by Thadius Miller January 18, 2004
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A girl who sleeps around. And therefore has a skanky crotch. skanky+crotch=scrotch.
"See that "scrotch" over there? She's a dirty whore!"
by Veronica Raye July 10, 2005
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