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Scruffy Joe

An individual with the Scruff is one handsome, suave, witty, caring Joe.
Well known for excessive cheesiness and the ability to make one laugh uncontrollably.

In short, a Scruffy Joe is everything you are not and could never be.
Known as 'Mark' to the non-Scruff's.
Non Scruff: Joe, you so Scruff!!
Scruffy Joe: Don't I know.
Scruffy Joe by Wheeze February 13, 2008

Scruffy Puppy 

A term of endearment or ridicule, depending on usage and tone, towards someone who would be considered unkempt. Synonymous with other rhymes such as hippy dippy.

scruffyballs 

A beautiful fluffy dog with meth coated furry balls
My friend is SCRUFFYBALLS.
scruffyballs by SCRUFFYBALLS January 27, 2015
slang for an unusually attractive male, with slight facial hair
She couldn't take her eyes off of Scruffy.
scruffy by bluemoose December 8, 2007
Dirty, untended and untidy looking.
He looked very scruffy; his hair was messy, he hadn't shaved his beard and he had worn the same clothes for ages.
scruffy by Susie January 20, 2004

The Scruffy Lionel

Whilst having permed hair, place a tie within the anus of your lover. Pull out the dirty article, wipe a Lionel Richie tash on your upper lip, then go to town on them.
Alice, want to feel like you're dancing on the ceiling? Take off my tie and I'll give you The Scruffy Lionel.