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Screencap Addict 

A variation of the classic internet troll, this version takes screencaps for everything his/her victims say and do and if they have an ED or Metokur article - adds them to the article.

They do not listen to reason and ignoring em doesn't work, they just keep on doing it.
"Man...he screencapped my journals 246 times already..."

"Sounds like you got a screencap addict on your hands there..."

"A Screencap Addict?"

"Yes, a member of the internet troll family."
Screencap Addict by MM132 June 24, 2012

Screenwash

To remove any evidence of guilt from your screenshots that might get you in trouble.
I screenwashed the bug report of all my ESPN windows
Screenwash by 42389rjfksfjkl April 7, 2011

Screenwashed 

When a person is unable to take their face away from electronics. Essentially brainwashed by to much screen time.
Look at today's generation to screenwashed to put a phone away for a day
Screenwashed by DontbeaSAB March 3, 2021

Screenfasting

(verb) - The practice of abstaining from using digital screens for a set period of time to reduce technotoxicity
Nah son, I'm out for the day today I'm screenfasting
Screenfasting by Daniel-DPO July 7, 2023

screenfasting

(verb) - The practice of abstaining from using digital screens for a set period of time to reduce technotoxicity
Going to be put today bro, screenfasting as much as possible
screenfasting by Daniel-DPO July 7, 2023

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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