...so I went in there and the sister's cunt didn't have the scratch, so I put a bullet through his kneecap. Then I cock smaked his philapino whore when she tried to suck me off to pay his points.
by Schwilly April 15, 2004
by okaybei808 July 24, 2003
A musical note of definite pitch, created when moving a piece of vinyl back and forth in a rhythmic fashion under a needle on a phonographic turntable. Accidentally discovered (and later perfected) by Grand Wizzard Theodore.
"In fact I can't see, or can't imagine, a man who ain't a lover of beats, or a fan of scratchin'." - Eminem - "Infinite"
by DJ Conan April 12, 2004
by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 21, 2003
1. shortened version of scratch your dirty neck, which means "the coldest dis told to someone who is moded or proven very very wrong"
*note: doing the physical action of scratching one's neck while using this phrase is most effective.
*note: doing the physical action of scratching one's neck while using this phrase is most effective.
Long Duck Dong brags to his friends all night how he could score any hooch in the club. His friend tells him he'd like to see him score with a particularly fine looking girl. Long Duck Dong gladly obliges, walks over to the girl but she turns him down. As Long Duck Dong walks back to his friend, his friend says...
"SCRAAAATCH!!"
"SCRAAAATCH!!"
by mb10 January 3, 2005
by Dillon Forsberg September 11, 2005
{v.}= an occurrence brought on by the heat of the moment when the male moves too haphazardly in attempting to slip his penis inside of the female's vagina but inadvertently misses, thus causing his penis to slide either onto her vulva or between her buttocks; inspired by a similar parallel in a game of billiards whereby the cue misses the cueball and hits the felt of the table, sometimes actually scratching the surface; may also be used as a general referrence to missing any orifice intended for sexual penetration
"Last night, I got so hot when I was with my girl that when I went to put it in her I had to have a do-over because I scratched."
by Historophy January 5, 2012