Egg Scrambler

The act of taking a bong rip, and before blowing it out, the individual hits a balloon with two nitrous whippits cracked into it.

The term was invented immediately following the come down of the nitrous by the pioneer who did it.

The 'Egg Scrambler' obviously refers to what happens to your brain after doing this moronic activity.

"Bill, I'm really craving some scrambled eggs. Could you find the egg scrambler and make me some?"

"Sure thing, honey. Take a hit off this bong and suck on this balloon. Maybe it will make you less retarded."

by GBE064OTF February 1, 2014

sign scramblers

Vandals who like to rearrange letters on signs, into vulgar or funny phrases.

(sign on side of road): FARTSNAD
Fartsnad? Those wacky sign scramblers!

by Fartsnadknocker June 23, 2004

dick scrambler

A bike seat.

Hey Mike, do you need one of those dick scramblers to finish your bike project?

by Billy Bob from Varsity Blues January 5, 2018

cincinnati scrambler

When you put your fingers in someone's ass and then put them in their mouth.

He loved how much she moaned with pleasure when he gave her a Cincinnati scrambler

by Nickityalan December 29, 2016

Brain Scrambler

When you penetrate someone's ear with you wang and it goes out the other side, and that leaves the victim cross-eyed.

Stacy has to permanently look at her nose since I gave her a Brain Scrambler.

by Butch Setiah October 14, 2004

morning scrambler

The act of defecating on someone's George Foreman Grill for them to find in horror.

The girl was a fucking bitch, so I made her a morning scrambler, it'll be a breakfast she'll never forget!

by TeamPrank September 14, 2009

Denny's Scrambler

The Denny's Scrambler is a sexual act where a man cracks an egg into a woman's vagina and then uses his penis to whip, or beat, the egg.

I had a leftover egg from breakfast so I gave her a Denny's Scrambler.

by BJMarch58 June 8, 2010