its a rock that makes you procrastinate
its probably memetic or something
ill finish this up later -dr. vang
its probably memetic or something
ill finish this up later -dr. vang
by cosmnik August 7, 2021
by thicc tape January 22, 2019
by Gaemez September 21, 2020
An overweight man who can teleport into any bedroom and just do whatever he wants. The only clothing he wears is a speedo, aka SCP-999-J-1. Currently he is unable to be contained but if anyone knows how then tell the SCP foundation ASAP.
by fellow human October 6, 2020
Some hella great weed that is commonly thought to be kept on site 19. there are rumors that Scp 420-J isn't even anomalous in the slightest, but this meer hogwash seemed to fade out after the death of a particular DR.REDACTED
D-6037: damn, this is some really good weed, where did you find this shit?
D-4297: its Scp 420-J man, found some in sector C, standard item locker 52
D-4297: its Scp 420-J man, found some in sector C, standard item locker 52
by ASSBLASTER58 September 4, 2019
male reproduction organ remover, often seen as an old wrinkly man with white hair weilds red switch blade
guy: I heard SCP-911-J was banned off the wiki..
GUY:WHATT???
gUy:hey isnt that one scp that re-๐ฐ๐๐ ๐ผ๐ณ๐ณ
GuY:no fuck off
SCP-911-J: ๐๐ฒ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐น ๐๐น๐ฎ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐ผ๐๐ป๐ฑ๐ ๐ณ๐ผ๐น๐น๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐บ๐
GUY:WHATT???
gUy:hey isnt that one scp that re-๐ฐ๐๐ ๐ผ๐ณ๐ณ
GuY:no fuck off
SCP-911-J: ๐๐ฒ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐น ๐๐น๐ฎ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐ผ๐๐ป๐ฑ๐ ๐ณ๐ผ๐น๐น๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐บ๐
by dr.die October 8, 2021
by presidentobamaisgoodinbed January 22, 2023